the REAL life of brian....
dermatology....
let us start with this.... eye had to cure the pre-cancer spots on my head on my own....
eye asked two dermatologists to spray the spots.... to freeze them off.... and.... neither one of them hit the spots.... they hit spots on my head.... just not the pre-cancer spots.... they were there two weeks after they sprayed my head....
eye tried to remove the precancerous spots with fluorouracil cream.... twice.... nothing happened.... eye am pretty sure that eye was given a placebo.... eye had used fluorouracil cream once before.... and.... the top of my head turned bright red.... and.... burned.... so much.... that eye had to apply hydrocortisone cream to cool things down.... after the treatement.... my precancerous spots were gone..... the last two times.... nothing happened.... eye felt nothing and the spots remained.... the spots were there after treatment....
eye care....
eye have made significant improvements to my vision using only supplements and a home rememedy for eye irrigation treatment.... my vision has improved from (- 1.0 and -.5) to (-.25 and 0)..... and.... my reading magnification has lowered from 2.25 to 2.00....
eye also believe that eye had neuropathy in my eyes.... damaged blood vessels in my eyes.... four years ago.... due to diabetic neuropathy.... but.... eye believe that my eye doctor covered this up.... that he removed the picture from four years ago.... when there were damaged blood vessels.... and.... he changed the notes that said eye had damaged blood vessels.... right in front of me.... because.... there are no damaged blood vessels now.... he removed the evidence that eye healed them....
see.... the evidence.... the most recent exam.... versus.... the old exam (from around four years ago)....
teeth....
one of my past characters.... one of my many names.... was.... ode to boy.... in his face.... age decends on youth.... exageration on the truth.... and.... my dental hygenist was my angel.... eye have grown younger.... many times before.... just like benjamin button.... and.... my dentist knows it.... because.... he has taken pictures of the inside of my mouth.... so that one day.... he will have the proof.... that eye have fixed my teeth....
eye have a crown on my back left molar..... it has fallen off.... four or five times now.... because.... my molar is starting to regrow....
hew was going to destroy my regrowing tooth the other day.... he told me that eye had an infection on it.... and.... he was going to have to cut it out.... and.... he did not know how deep it went.... he did not know how much of my tooth he was going to have to take.... althouth.... eye told him.... it felt to me.... like my enamal was regrowing..... the top of the tooth felt smmoth and polished.... he said it was the glue..... yeah.... right..... and.... when eye asked the young dental hygenist working for him.... do you see the infection.... he said.... eye cannot see anything....
my dentist was going to cut out my tooth.... simply because he heard.... that eye thought that ALL democrats are evil.... when.... eye only believe that the FAR left democrats are evil.... the dykes of the NOT so gentle race.... the people promoting the rainbow world.... the people who passed title nine.... the people who want to DESTROY the fabric of america.... the people who want to STEAL america from the white men who created it.... the people that have overtaken our schools and hollywood and social media.... so that they can endoctfinzgd us into thier way of thinking.... the people who want to erase race.... the people who want to destroy all conservatives.... the people who have introduced biologically enhanced pathogens into our world.... to keep us from wakng up.... the people who want to turn our world all black.... and.... either convert or kill all human life.... yeah.... those people.... those people ARE evil.... the people who took religion of the list of civil liberties that they will protect.... the people who ONLY protect the civil liberties of the left.... and.... my dentist prooved my point.... when he almost destroyed my tooth.... simply.... to cover up the proof of who eye am.... that IS evil.... pure evil....
gastroenterologist....
my gastroenterologist.... has done multiple endoscopys on me.... and.... each time.... he tells me.... you do not have helicobactor pylori..... eye have all the signs.... and.... yet.... he says.... you do not have it.... the test has come back negative.... and.... yet.... eye have atrophic gatritis (caused by h pylori).... eye have pernicious anemia (caused by h pylori).... eye have apochlorhydria (caused by h pylori) and.... now.... eye have carcinoid tumors (caused by h pylori).... and... yet.... he tells me eye do not have it.... all my stool tests tell me eye have it.... and.... yet.... this prick says that eye do not have it....
after my latest endoscopy.... he tells me.... you have carcinoid tumors.... so.... eye ask him.... what should eye do.... NOTHING.... he replies.... come back and see me in two years.... and.... eye will tell you if you have cancer.... that might be a slight exageration on the truth.... he said come back and see me in two years.... but.... eye do not remember if he said.... eye will tell you if you have cancer.... but.... eye feel like it was implied....
so.... eye of course do my research.... and.... eye find.... that other gatroenterologists recommend taking betaine hcl before meals.... and.... they say.... your tumors might dissipate over time.... so.... eye ask him.... what about betaine hcl.... for which he replies.... oh.... do not take betaine hcl.... that will burn your throat.... oh really.... you fucking prick..... then.... why do so many supplement companies make it.... eye have been taking it before meals.... and.... my five-hiaa levels have been dropping.... which indicates that the tumors actually might be disappating.... becausse.... carcinoid tumors produce high levels of serotonin (robbing the body of tryptophan).... and.... five-hiaa is one of the products that is produced when serotonin breaks down.... so.... lower five-hiaa indicates the probablility that the tumore might be fading....
here is the image of my first endoscopy.... endoscopy - 11-9-16.... maybe you can see the beginnings of the carcinoid tumors....
here is the image of my endoscopy from 2022.... endoscopy - 12-6-22.... you can see the carcinoid tumors in the bottom right image.... they must produce something that is foamy....
labcorp testing....
eye cannot trust any testing from labcorp at the boulder medical center....
eye tested for helicobactor pylori with them on multiple occasions.... and.... all of the tests came back negative.... yet.... eye not have carcinoid tumors in my stomach.... which helicobactor pylori causes.... eye have pernicious anemia.... which helicobactor pylori causes.... eye have apochlorhidria.... which helicobactor pylori causes.... and.... all of the stool test that eye have taken.... confirm the prescence of helicobactor pylori at high levels.... and.... yet.... all of the blood tests and breath tests from labcorp came back negative....
eye had my c-reactive protein tested.... it came back very low.... around one.... which means that eye had very little inflammation in my body.... eye did not believe this.... so eye tested it at another lab in longmont.... there.... my c-reactive protein was around a seven.... which means moderate to high inflammation.... which made more sense....
my psa always came back below one.... which means very lttle prostate inflammation.... yet.... eye had all kinds of symptoms of an enlarged prostate.... burning.... slow stream.... spraying rather than a stream.... drippling.... feeling like eye need to pee right after eye went.... waking up two ro three times to pee in the night.... or.... four or five or six or even ten times to pee in the night.... eye kept telling my doctor these symptoms..... but.... because my psa was fine.... he never prescibed me anything.... then.... eye asked him to do a rectal exam.... it must have been significantly enlarged.... because.... he immediately put me on tamsulosin....
psychiatrist (testing)....
about fourteen years ago.... eye hired a functional psychiatrist..... and.... a nurse practioner came in an took over my case.... took me away from him.... so he could not help me.... he told her to order a stool test for me.... when the results came in.... she never showed me the test.... she said.... the only thing eye had.... was a slight gluten intolerance.... oh yeah.... bitch.... cunt.... evil fucking bitch.... eye had all kinds of problems.... eye had all kinds of pathogens in my body..... and.... you did not tell me.... you did not heal me.... eye had helicobactor pylori at six times the uppoer limit.... and.... because you did not eradicate it.... eye now have apochlorhydria (no stomach acid) and pernicious anemia (inability to absorb b-twelve) and carcinoid tumors on the top of my stomach.... eye found the original test about four years ago.... when another functional doctor ordered another test from the same company.... you can also see that eye had high levels of yeast.... which was probably candida albicans.... throwing all kinds of toxins into my body on a daily basis.... including acetaldehyde.... which is highly toxic and disrupts all kinds of processes in the human body.... including mitochondrial function and methylation.... it also creates oxidative stress and inhibits the conversion process of many nutrients in the body....
here is the original test.... gi-effects - 5-4-2013.... page one.... page two.... page three.... page four.... page five....
mental hospital in san diego....
eye was running all over the country.... from something.... that seemed to be following me.... although eye was not.... high.... eye was not manic either.... not yet.... at least.... at this point.... eye was just paranoid.... and.... like my therapist said to me one time.... it is not paranoia.... if it is really happening to you.... eye was out on the road.... moving hotel to hotel.... not really sure what was in store for me.... and.... one morning.... in san diego.... eye was heading to the pool to take a hot tub.... and.... as eye walked past the pool.... a man on a zoom call.... picked up his computer and pointed the camera at me.... as if to show the person that he was talking to who eye was.... and.... the man on the screen.... looked a lot like the old law partner of the man who raised me.... so.... eye freaked out.... eye went back to my room.... packed up my shit.... and.... ran.... and.... eye went to the police.... this is a much longer story.... so eye will come back to it later....
boulder mental hospital (visit number one)....
apartment....
when eye first moved in.... eye could turn my a/c down to sixty at night.... and.... slept like a baby.... then.... all of a sudden.... eye could not turn my a/c below sixty-eight.... started having trouble sleeping.... when eye talked to the maintenance guys.... that all give me different excuses.... there is a restrictor on it.... the unit is not big enough.... it does not work properly at this altitude...... eye was not sure if it was the apartment complex fucking with me.... or.... the city.... you know.... a fucked up.... you have to sacrifice.... so that we can save the environment kinda thing.... just a side note.... you do NOT have to sacrifice.... in order to save the environment.... it is just another fucked up democratic we want to control you kinda bullshit....
then.... they took away my ability to control my water heater....
then.... eye got toxic mold in the drip pan of my a/c unit.... eye have asked them to replace the drip pan on numerous occasions.... again.... various excuses.... we could have to drop the entire unit to replace the drip pan.... the screws are in the back and you cannot reach them without droppng the unit.... or.... they do not make a replacement drip pan for this unit.... or.... no response to my emails requesting they fix it.... or.... a maintenance guy saying that he is going to replace it.... then.... magically disappears two days later.... gets a promotion.... and.... the next guy will not replace it....
this has gone on for two years.... eye went two years without any a/c.... some nights.... my apartment was eighty degrees at night.... try sleeping in eighty degrees.... it is NOT easy....
coffee shops....
the first coffee shop that eye got kicked out of.... that one was probably deserved.... eye told a young lady that eye thought eye was in some sort of wicked game.... and.... eye was wondering if she woudl join my team.... among many other strange things.... now.... here is the interesting thing.... right before eye got kicked out of the coffee shop.... the young lady who eye thought was on my team.... thanked me.... for writing all of the emails to the other youg lady....
but.... then.... eye think that eye got placed on another team.... and.... the young lady whos team eye think that eye used to be on.... showed up as a barista at another coffee shop that eye was working at.... she ACTED like she did not know me.... she acted VERY stand offish to me.... although.... we were pals at the other shop.... she talked to me all the time.... and.... showed me her art that she was working on.... if eye remember correctly.... she was working on a black and white version of the girl with a pearl earring.... so.... eye said something to the manager.... eye said.... she worked at a coffee shop that eye got kicked out of.... and.... she is ACTING like eye make her feel uncomfortable.... so.... eye asked if eye should avoid her.... stay away from the shop when she was working.... two days later.... they kicked me out....